Taylor is 3 years and 10 3/4 months old.
Mommy, why is that man sleeping on the sidewalk?
As we drove to the grocery store
and Taylor noticed a homeless man.
I’ve been contemplating this very moment
since I was pregnant with Taylor.
Maybe even longer.
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Taylor is 3 years and 10 months old.
We don’t have to waste this.
We can use it for my birthday.
Here, Mommy. Put it in my bedroom closet,
so we can save it for my birthday.
As she carefully unwrapped a roll of toilet paper
from its paper wrapper. Awareness of waste
at school and at home must be making an impact. 
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Taylor is almost 3 3/4 years old.
I love spending time with you, Mommy.
As we played in the bedroom this morning.
I’m hoping this sentiment lasts a lifetime.
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Taylor is a little over 3 1/2 years old.
Mommy, we’re in Rainbowland!
As we drove through the Castro this afternoon.
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Taylor is a little over 3 1/2 years old.
She’s going to push it out in a bathtub.
Referring to Lady (of Lady and the Tramp)
on Taylor’s jigsaw puzzle.
According to Taylor, Lady is pregnant,
and Lady is going to give birth to her pups in a bathtub.
I love it!
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Taylor is just shy of 41 months old.
Taylor : Do boys have babies?
Me : What do you mean?
Taylor : Do boys have uteruses?
Me : No, only girls have uteruses.
Taylor : Does Daddy have a uterus?
as we were settling in for a nap.
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Taylor is 39 months old.
Taylor : Can you hold my baby while I do something?
Nate : OK.
Taylor : I’m vacuuming while Nate holds my baby.
He’s the daddy.
While having a playdate with one of her friends.
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Taylor is 38 1/2 months old.
Old McDonald had a penis.
Sung very matter-of-factly
as she dried off after her bath.
Oh, and if you’re wondering,
his penis goes, “Moo”.
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Taylor is 38 1/2 months old.
I don’t wanna grow big, Mama.
How can I stop growing?
With tears streaming down her face
Taylor repeated this mantra over
and over again.
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Taylor is just shy of 37 months old.
Mama, can I wipe you butt?
I can wipe your butt when I get bigger.
Let’s hope she remembers this offer
when I really do need help
wiping my butt.
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